Nurse Wretched
Posted: January 8, 2014 Filed under: B Episodes, Sophomore Year Leave a comment
It’s hard to say what’s most painful in this episode: flu shots, bad English-class poetry, or the scenery-chewing new school nurse who prompts Zack to dis Kelly. Actually, scratch that—it’s definitely Zack’s peg-rolled suit. Read the rest of this entry »
Wherefore art thou, Tony Crane?
Posted: August 1, 2013 Filed under: A Episodes, Freshman Year Leave a comment
For never was there a tale of more woe, than the time all the girls of Bayside crushed super-hard on substitute English teacher Tony Crane. Read the rest of this entry »
My two dads
Posted: July 29, 2013 Filed under: B Episodes, Sophomore Year 1 Comment
James, perhaps realizing that no one is ever going to give him an actual acting job, gladly accepts the role(s) of a lifetime, playing both Mr. Belding and Derek Morris in an attempt to save Zack from being banished from the school ski trip. Read the rest of this entry »
Rage before booty
Posted: September 13, 2011 Filed under: A Episodes, Freshman Year Leave a comment
After Zack bugs the girls’ slumber party to get intel on Kelly’s choice of date for the dance, they attempt to convince him that Kelly’s the next Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. Nice try, but we all know that title belongs to Jessie. Read the rest of this entry »
Indian bummer
Posted: July 13, 2011 Filed under: C Episodes, Sophomore Year Leave a comment
Native American surfer dude Chief Henry meets his untimely end so that Zack can learn a Very Important Lesson. Given that he seemed perfectly healthy, our guess is that the Chief was simply annoyed to death by Jessie and her White Guilt. Read the rest of this entry »
Teenagers & tiaras
Posted: March 8, 2011 Filed under: A Episodes, Sophomore Year Leave a comment
The Miss Bayside pageant gives Jessie a chance to hop back up on her “feminist” soapbox, Kelly a chance to sing really badly, Slater a chance to bust out some short-shorts, and Lisa a chance to get sassy. But it’s Screech who takes the glory—and the crown—thanks to (of course) a Zack Morris scam. Read the rest of this entry »
Pimp my niece
Posted: March 7, 2011 Filed under: B Episodes, Sophomore Year 2 Comments
Belding’s desperate to land a date for his visiting niece, and Zack’s desperate to avoid suspension. Sounds like the perfect occasion for a little principal blackmail! But since the end result is Zack and Screech getting lucky while Slater gets left in the dust, we’re willing to let Belding’s breach of principal-ing ethics slide this time. Read the rest of this entry »
Hate the playa and the game
Posted: May 13, 2008 Filed under: C Episodes, Malibu Sands Episodes Leave a comment
It’s sex, lies and volleyball as the Malibu Sands Beach Club prepares for the big match against North Beach. Oh, except there’s no sex. And not much lying, either, unless you count the big one Zack pulls over on Carosi to get him to back their ragtag team. But there is lots of volleyball. Um, yay? Read the rest of this entry »
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